10. A Holiday Tree
9. Have Yourself A Merry Little Day Of Winter.
8. Frosty The Snowperson
7. Chestnuts Roasting In A Safely Contained Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly Nontoxic Outdoor Fire (For Which We Have A Permit)
6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By An Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator
4. Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits)
3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings.
2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus With A Purely Platonic Expression Of Inoffensive Mutual Affection.
1. I'll Be Home For A Short Period Of Time In December.