Below are some of my favorites:

Ali Kawashima wrote:

As the dark and mysterious stranger approached, Angela bit her lip anxiously, hoping with every nerve, cell and fiber of her being that this would be the one man who would understand - who would take her away from all this and who would not just squeeze her boob and make a loud honking noise, as all the others had.

Jordan Kaderli wrote:
Betty had eyes that said come here, lips that said kiss me, arms and torso that said hold me all night long, but the rest of her body said, "fillet me, cover me in cornmeal and fry me in peanut oil." romance wasn't easy for a mermaid.

Ron D. Smith wrote: (this is my favorite)
As the sun dropped below the horizon the safari guide confirmed the approaching buffaloes were herbivores, which calmed everyone in the group, except Herb, of course.

Kathryn Minicozzi wrote:
As she slowly drove up the long, winding driveway, Lady Alicia peeked out the window of her shiny blue Mercedes and spied Rodrigo the new gardener standing on a grassy mound with his long black hair flowing in the wind, his brown eyes piercing into her very soul and his white shirt open to the waist, revealing his beautifully rippling muscular chest, and thought to herself, "I must tell that lazy idiot to trim the hedges by the gate."

Linda Boatright wrote:
Corinne considered the colors (palest green, gray and lavender) and texture (downy as the finest finest velvet) and wondered, "How long have these cold cuts been in my refrigerator?"

Hope you enjoyed these first sentences as much as I did.