On this windy, rainy Sunday I think my son Tom has a recipe that would be perfect. Unfortunately, I am recovering from oral surgery and trying to lose weight, so I won't be taking advantage of this succulent choice but thought you might enjoy it.
Ingredients:Telephone
Cash or Check
Directions:Pick up the phone.
Dial your favortie local pizza number.
Order the desired style.
Sit in your favorite chair until the door bell rings.
Have your children answer the door and pay the delivery person.
Don't forget the tip!
Thank God for pizza.